Labels:text | screenshot | font OCR: You know something about Ben Freeman from this game! But what about his family? Joe Freeman- ALIASES: Dad, Daddy-O, Hey Do You Have 5 Bucks Lost his left arm in a freak bowling accident. Earns lots of money Stuffing envelopes. Has a toad fetish (?) and jogs 2 miles daily to buy his cigarettes. Mistake: getting married. Judy Freeman- ALIASES: Mom, Hey You With the Gut, Pol Pot Holder of the Guiness Book record for Most Whole Turkeys Eaten In An Hour: 18. Famous for her obscenely strict curfew rules, general insanity and authoritarian style of parenting. Thppt. Estyr Freeman- ALIASES: Mommy's Little Sofa(blergh), Pete Currently the most pre-pubescent of the Freemans, Estyr is known primarily by the fact that she is composed totally of ALT-177's. Once disappeared and turned up a month later s ...
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